Retro Brain Freeze
(verb). a type of bl-w j-b; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your p-n-s in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a bl-w j-b. while receiving, smack the b-tch in the temple of her head.
“hannah is giving joe a bl-w j-b, joe asks hannah if he can get a retro brain freeze. hannah’s nipples get hard with excitement. joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. joe starts talking dirty, saying things like “how cold do you like it baby”. after joe is done with this type of bl-w j-b, he immediately smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause… hannah says softly “i love you”.”
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