Retro Muff


a woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. a big bush.
i was gonna go down on lucy last night ’till i discovered she had the retro m-ff going on..
female v-g-n-l hair styled and coiffed to no shorter than one inch and no longer than two inches, bucking the trend of brazilian waxes and kojak-style genital trims;
i miss the old days before all chicks wanted to be p-rn stars, that’s why i like mary and her friends; they all have retrom-ffs.
a boat from the 1800’s with a sleek phalic like design, the term was reintorduced to describe n-gg-rs who had s-x with donkeys.
that n-gg-r just stuck his weiner in a donkey he is suh a retrom-ff

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