retrocrastination
the act of delaying the completion of necessary tasks by occupying oneself with past/archaic entertainment media.
for example, the nintendo entertainment system (nes) a.k.a famicom is one such medium with which retrocrastination is popular.
-approximately 28% of all use of nintendo entertainment systems is due to retrocrastination.
“man, why the flip did i fail my flippin exam!? i thought i aced that sh-t!”
“retrocrastination, dude. you’ve been playing super dodgeball and excitebike all week.”
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