Retroist
someone who takes pride in parading around in clothing and style from the far past such as the jheri-curl, high top fade, leisure suits, members only jackets,day glo, etc.
person 1: i like katy perry so im gonna dress like i was born in 1968
person 2: it’s 2009, make up your own decade, you loser retroist.
a person who decides to sh-ll off current technology, and live in the past. they do things like replacing dv cameras with super8 cameras,tossing out overly “advanced” video games, replacing them with atari 2600’s, as well as tossing out cds, and replacing them with good ‘ole records. they aslo change they’re clothing wearing 80’s trends, and doing things like growing mullets.
i’m a retroist!
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