Retrolete


someone who is not typically physically active, but enjoys sporting modern athletic apparel to give a fit and engaged appearance.
did tammy just get back from working out, she’s been in spandex for the last half hour,” jon inquires. to which jason responds, “no, tammy is quite the retrolete and just likes that look.

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