retrotech


high tech aesthetic circa pre-1987
i prefer to use casio keyboards because they are so retrotech.
like steampunk, but better. victorian-era technology used to make crazy–ss sh-t, like the spider robot in wild wild west or alan moore’s tom strong. a sp-ceship with lots of huge cogwheels and valves and pistons and things.
i really want to see a proper cg movie with decent retrotech sp-ceships

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