Return riggors
return riggors occurs when you want to return a gift to the store but have no good reason but that is a useless piece of junk or an ugly piece of clothing.
it is easy to pinpoint this strange feeling of anxiety mixed with a definite need to get away from the gift, as well as the store from which it came. sweaty palms holding the item and a story to match the situation can be almost traumatic bordering on that “fight or flight” feeling.
later, could also include a feeling of freedom after mission accomplished and you feel a breeze of “all clear” as you stroll back to your vehicle unenc-mbered & well, “free”.
she:” wow, i had a case of thereturn riggors as i left to return that ugly sweater aunt hosie gave me for christmas. return riggors so bad i had the sweats out in the snow right in front of the mall!”
he: well did the store take it back?
she: begrudgingly; but now i feel free….. unenc-mbered; let ’em find some other dork to wear that strange looking thing!
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