return to sender
originating at georgia tech, in the fraternity house of pi kappa phi, a “return to sender” is only successful with a partner. while receiving great head, the male must, without warning, -j-c-l-t- into the female’s mouth. lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the s-m-n and then proceed to vomit on the male’s p-n-s. the return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. if you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved s-xual act, consider yourself lucky.
bro: dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
brosef: man that b-tch gave me a return to sender.
bro: grody
having doggy style s-x with a girl while she is performing oral s-x on her mother. the motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.
i had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.
a shotgun/wootang that goes around an entire group of people smoking a blunt/cigarillo. while smoking either a blunt or cigarillo (filled with reefer) someone proceeds to give the person next to them a shotgun/wootang. then the person who just recieved a shotgun/wootang holds his/her hit and gives the next person a shotgun/wootang. keep sending the shotgun around until the last person gives the originator (person to give first shotgun/wootang) a monstrous shotgun/wootang. this works best with 3-4 people. it is important to remember to hold the hit you recieve to give the next person a shotgun/wootang with.
man that 8 person return to sender was crazy.
that guy just died after the perfect return to sender.
when a man reaches 65-75% of “full mast” (full erection) and has his partner tuck his twig and berries under and around his taint into his r-ct-m.
aaron, return to sender my erect friend.
an act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans sh-t back into her -rs-hole.
(while watching swap.avi)
guy1: oh my g-d what is she doing??
guy2: return to sender!
guy1: (vomits)
when a transgendered girlfriend -j-c-l-t-s in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the s-m-n back in her mouth.
i gave my girlfriend (transgendered) a return to sender.
after recieving head piece from a b-tch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.
so i got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and i was like, ‘get the f-ck out b-tch, i dont want that sh-t back’
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