Retward
a person who is obsessed with the twilight series by stephanie meyer, and will change their complete att-tude due to this monstrosity.
signs of retwardation are the following;
1) dumping partner for “their” edward
2) wearing the same, vampire related shirt very often
3) repet-tively reading the book and/or blogging about it
4) will argue to the death for twilight
if you know any of these victims, please contact a help center. we can create a better tomorrow for them, and us.
obsessed tween-“isn’t edward just amazing. i wish he was my boyfriend. twilight is the best.”
average person- “stop being such a retward, for the sake of your dignity”
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