retz
a combination of being a cowboy and a baby. a retz is created by a parent dressing their child up as a cowboy when he or she is child. the child will then grow up still looking like a baby, and a cowboy. then they are now known as a retz. usually retz’s are into asians, flat bills, and playing drums.
did you see that guys cowboy hat? he also had a baby face, and so he’s a retz!
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