The French Horn
the act of performing -n-lingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a br-ss instrument.
“i gave my girlfriend the french horn for valentine’s day.”
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