reuban
a reuban is a master of wit at all social gatherings; including, yet not exclusive to birthdays, anniversaries and wakes. although not considered conventionally attractive reuban generally possesses a rugged & deshevelled grace that ensnares young women. he is most mens intellectual superior and loved by all women. tenacious in all s-xual and romantic persuits, a reuban is an ideal lover. upon encountering a reuban it is important to know that his weakness is liquor, br–sts and b-ss music (his strengths lay in devouring all three).
person a: that was the best conversation, regulating & s-x i’ve ever had. you wouldn’t happen to be called reuban, would you?
person b nods silently.
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