an awesome, edgy, rebellious, hilarious, super smart, absolutely gorgeous young woman who will always be there for you, no matter what. revelies are always hard to find because they are weird in all the best ways. there is about a one in a small loan of a million dollars chance that you’ll ever find a revely, but if you do, she’ll make every aspect of your life better, from the best days to the worst.
holy mackerel, you won’t believe this, but i met a revely, man. i can already feel my life getting so much better and all of my problems fading away.
goddess among men yet hated among women porschea’s booty was out of this world
a word used to replace “gosh” in the term, “oh my gosh” “oh my gollyllog” or, “oh gollyllog!”
to justify anything using the moral shield of being a mother. or abusing the role of being a mother as a defence mechanism. mother using mumism: “i am so proud of my child being the top of his cl-ss. another capable parent: “isn’t your child home schooled?” mother using mumism: “and he’s starting his piano […]
- pull a neon nights
when college students (usually freshmen), unbeknownst to them, have strep throat and/or are deeply sick and say they are still going to go to a fraternity party under the condition that they aren’t going to drink, or, if they do, they’ll “just have one shot,” but end up getting completely m-ffed up and having s-x […]
- fort dragg
the sorry state one feels of being labeled as a town, or small city outcast. poor thomas must be having a fort dragg day, due to his inability to take a hint and awkward behaviors of looking and checking every and any girl out he inevitably hermeted himself from any healthy female friendship.