reverse appalachian farmer
a highly risque maneuver that requires three things. a man, a woman, and drugs. while taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). the man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having s-x, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. smoking a joint afterwards is a must. no one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse appalachian farmer. the commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.
“hey hon i still have scr-pes from the reverse appalachian farmer last night, but it was totally worth it”
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