reverse baptize


the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual’s face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual’s head in reverse.
“michael’s face originally resembled his brother’s, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush.”

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