Reverse Birth Girth
(adj) having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a v-g-n- (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.
last night at the bar, i met a guy named tyresius. drinks and conversation flowed. one thing led to another and before i could say cl-toris, i was being ripped by tyresius’ reverse birth girth. ooo-la-la. ouch.
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