Reverse Blumpkin

a variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral s-x whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary c-n-l simultaneously.

or in laymans terms, when one sucks a c-ck at the same time they are also beaming schatner off the enterprise….the sucker is the cr-pper.

note: the money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing -n-l closure with -j-c-l-t–n.
while his wife was taking her weekly sh-t, ulysses whipped out his c-ck and got a bj from her at the same time. ahhhhhh…… she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.

in the 16 hour traffic jam before the phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. the two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white -ss, and -ssumed the squatting position. she was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. to our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! social morays be d-mned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned m-sses.
a rare event in which a woman deficates while performing f-ll-t–. also see blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin
the reason jason and darcy are still dating is because he is cool with wipping her -ss, but only after she gives him a reverse blumpkin.

the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!
1) like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a sh-t and giving you a blow-job.
“man that crazy girl from cl-ss wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was sh-ting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. but i said “no thats nasty!”
the act of receiving oral s-x from another person, while that person whom is simultaneously defecating.

“a reverse blumpkin? it’s like the time that your sister was taking a sh-t and i made her suck my c-ck.”
all the other definitions have it wrong. you are all thinking of the inverted blumpkin in which the female p–ps and sucks d-ck.

the actual meaning of a reverse blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and p–ps while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her p-ssy.
girlfriend: hey i’m taking a sh-t, come eat me out.

boyfriend: you want me to give you a reverse blumpkin?

girlfriend: yes.
latin: -n-lingus miatus
a member of the blumpkin family, the reverse blumpkin occurs when a woman performs -n-lingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both -n-s and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. this fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-p–ping necessary for the cl-ssic blumpkin.
from the book: dirty sanchez’s guide to buck nasty s-x
for those of us who are s-xually disabled, the reverse blumpkin is a godsend. though i can’t achieve an erection, i can p-ss and get my b-tthole eaten out like there’s no tomorrow.
commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users s-xual experience to an entirely different level. while the original blumpkin contains oral s-x while the lucky partner releases their bowels or “p–ps”, the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. in this wild and exhilarating s-xual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an -n-s sandwich, eating/licking their lover’s b-tthole. also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the -n-s with a large beard. this naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
“if your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address.”

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