reverse cocooner
when a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. it is the opposite of a coc–ner.
“did you see that picture of chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?”
“yeah! wasn’t he the cutest child ever?”
“it’s too bad he’s a reverse coc–ner…”
“i know right? i feel bad for him.”
the opposite of a coc–ner. it is when a person starts out as an ugly child and then becomes attractive when they get older.
“your sister was such an ugly child”
“yeah but look at her now”
“d-mn! she’s hot now. what the h-ll happened?”
“yeah…she’s a reverse coc–ner.”
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