reverse euphemism
a “reverse euphemism” is a euphemism that works in such a way as to poke fun at most euphemisms. for example, a euphemism for beating up freshmen is called a “hazing.” a reverse euphemism for a place where freshmen were being beaten up would be a “genocide convention.”
bob: oh, hey, school just let out and it’s ymca night, so i’ve gotta go take a sh-t.
joe: what?
bob: i mean i actually have to drop the kids off at the pool. haven’t you heard a reverse euphemism before?
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to live in a house trailer and take fict-tious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers. hey tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. no bob, he got my money but he said i have to wait. i think i`been lawsoned, i know my b-m hurts. to […]
- laybyawn
a freak. french pr-nunciation of lesbian. used by geeks. a freak, a laybyawn
- right-on-topical
as coined by comedian, daniel tosh, to take a “right-on-topical” is to lead a conversation so the listener thinks it’s going in one direction, and then switching it at the last second. this term can also apply to plot twists. did you see shutter island? i thought i had it figured out until the very […]
- Laying a bead
ejaculating, busting a nut, etc. originated from the welding industry. to connect two pieces of steel, one must lay a bead. who laid a bead on my couch? i laid a bead across her face.
- Lazy hitch hiker
when a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on. come sit over here so i can give you a lazy hitch hiker lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his […]