Reverse Facebook Stalked


when someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their facebook status. these are usually people who you generally could not give a sh-t about.
oh my god! – bro 1
what’s up man? – bro 2
i don’t give a f-ck about jane shmoe and her high school bullsh-t. – bro 1
looks like you’re gettin’ reverse facebook stalked bro; sucks. – bro 2

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