reverse houdini
to reappear in someones life. the opposite of pulling a houdini
all though glyn is exhausted from countless bounds forward in his quest to better himself he has vowed not to stop working 24-7 on his personal growth until eve pulls a reverse houdini and re-enters his life
s-xual manuever performed in doggy style position. like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. instead of spitting on the fair maiden’s back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. at critical m-ss a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love p-ss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. “viola”: a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.
“david copperfield is a p-ssy.”- harry (hairy) houdini
“do you believe in magic, and i hope you do…!!!”-ronald mcdonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.
it’s like the houdini, but instead of spitting on her back and shooting your load in her face, you shoot your load on her back and spit in her face and then you yell “reverse houdini!!!”.
i got drunk and tried to do the houdini, but got confused and did a reverse houdini.
unlike what other people think, who are morons and don’t identify the ‘reverse’ of the ‘reverse houdini’…it is when you’ve performed a houdini so often (aka, you’re engaging in -n-l s-x, pull out and act like you’re coming on her back but instead are drooling and she turns to see and you c-m in her face) that she turns to catch the facial and you just hock a loogie in her face. the idea here people is that it is degrading so much to the point that a normally highly degrading act is hightened by an even more degrading act. this girl is owned!
a girl who’s pretty much a useless piece of tramp -ss – reverse houdini baby!
it’s the logical opposite of the regular houdini (when you’re doing a girl from behind and spit on her back, she turns around and you blow a load on her face). with the reverse houdini, however, you actually do come on her back, but when she turns around, you spit on her face!
bammm! you just got reverse houdinid b–tch!
the complete opposite of a regular houdini, except you do the deed on the girls back and when she turns around you spit in her face.
dude, mid way through s-x with my girl friend last night, i decided to try and pull a reverse houdini, and it worked!!!!
essentially the same as the cl-ssic houdini, only instead of spitting on the girls back and shooting yogurt in her face, you drop the dairy on her back and then spit in her face.
“i thought of giving my girl the houdini, but i didn’t want to be mean, so i dropped a reverse houdini”
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