reverse jiffy lube
a maneuver in which a female reaches between a man’s legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man’s c-ck. this is an attempt to see if the man “measures up” to her standards.
mich-lle: “jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. seems like only rod fit the bill.”
sandy: “what a wh-r-”
a hybrid of the popular reach around p-n-s grab. this occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the p-n-s. done over clothes and results in a p-n-s erection. usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male “sizes up” so to speak.
jenny is giving earl a reverse jiffy lube. that lucky s.-.b.
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