Reverse jizz
an expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.
when a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the p-n-s, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.
douchebag 1: dude, that chick’s so ugly i just reverse j-zzed.
douchebag 2: ya, i totally feel your pain man. just last week i walked in on my dad engaging in s-xual congress with a piece of patio furniture d: …it totally made me reverse j-zz. ಠ_ಠ
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