reverse jousting
reverse jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. the winner is whoever dies first.
1. my friend and i both lost our jobs, so we’re going reverse jousting.
2. unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and i will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
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