reverse lesbian
when a person you have been dating tries to gradually move you in with them with out your knowledge. unlike the traditional lesbian, where your second date involves a u-haul, in the reverse lesbian, your boyfriend or girlfriend nonchalantly invites you to keep more and more of your belongings at his or her place until you one day find you are living there out of convenience because it is where most of your stuff resides.
as in, “first he bought me a tooth brush. next he gave me a drawer to ‘store some things’. the next thing i knew he had pulled a reverse lesbian and i was paying half his rent.”
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