Reverse Mongo Cowboy
a woman, hangs vertically over a ma; and then falls. mid-fall she turns around into a 69 position. on the bounce back up, they grab each others feet, and roll forward. (imagine cat-dog rolling down a hill). this leaves the man on top, with his pee-pee in the woman’s b-tthole, and her finger in his (b-tthole)
i think i busted my back with the reverse mongo cowboy last night, tracy was too fat
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