Reverse Mormon
reverse mormon
a s-xual act so abhorrent that it is banned in michigan, wisconsin, idaho, maryland and the princ-p-lity of sealand. senator larry craig(r-idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men’s bathrooms across the nation. many details are shrouded in mystery as most partic-p-nts die from internal injuries after the reverse mormon is performed. hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have -ssigned special teams to care for those patients.
guy 1-dude i did the reverse mormon last night.
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guy 2-how’d it go?
guy 1-the doctor i can never sit on my -ss again.
when a woman keeps more than 1 boyfriend, lover etc. a multiple dater or a h–rder of boyfriends to the point they’d be considered “brother boyfriends”
brie is dating adam, casey and christian and i heard she’s also dating some other dude named mike. she’s a total reverse mormon.
the reverse mormon is a term to describe any obscure s-x position. used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name.
the origins of the word play upon the fact that the mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the reverse mormon.
well, we just definitely did the reverse mormon.
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