reverse mountain goat
when two men or women ram there -sses into each other while using a double ended d-ld-.
supplies: double ended d-ld-, two -sses
man, my b-tt checks are tender from last nights reverse mountain goat party. i must have been rammed at least 5 times.
when a couple has doggy style s-x and the man pulls the girl off bed by her hair until she almost falls backwards and then immediately finishes off on her face while she is still recovering from the fall.
guy: ahh ahh…i am close …about to come (yanks her back off the bed)
guy: ohh yeahhhh
girl: i think i broke my back.
guy: shut up b-tch and take it!
guy 1: dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back
guy 2: yea, that’s because i reverse mountain goated her! at least she got some moisturizer for her face!
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