reverse nanny
a s-x position wherein a man sits backward in a wooden open back rocking chair — preferably one previously owned by their grandparents — and she lays chest down on the chair’s ottoman, which is now behind the rocking chair. the woman (or second man) takes it in the b-tt/p-ssy via a d-ck coming through the gap in the back of the chair. using the combined rocking motion of the chair and ottoman together, they visit pound town.
so i was boning this girl last night and she wanted to try something different. so we dug out nan’s old rocking chair and did the reverse nanny.
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