Reverse Pirate Eyepatch
your wench is giving you a bl-wj-b and your about to c-m…. then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and bam! your own c-m in your eye! what do you do!? you cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! “yarrrggggg!!!”
“josh! you totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small c-cked b-st-rd!”
or
“dude… sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid c-nt”
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