Reverse Sunburn
the guy f-cks a girl while she is p-ssed out. while f-cking her hard he slaps her -ss and t-ts all over as hard as he can until the areas are bright red. then he c-ms all over her -ss and t-ts and spreads it into a nice, thin layer taking care to cover the red spots. when she awakes the next morning her t-ts and -ss are sore, red, and appear to be peeling! the reverse of what would happen had she p-ssed out on the beech wearing a bikini!
don’t p-ss out at a party or you might wake up with a reverse sunburn!
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