Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist
a s-x position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. the seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). the seagull is then stuck into the v-g-n- and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.
i gave my wife a reverse wraparound painted seagull twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.
a fantastic and triumphant s-xual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. this move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. you start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude’s legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to f-ckin plow the sh-t out of the girl’s juicy crotch goblin. most of the time one of those huge f-cking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot b-n-r and join in the fun, but not all the time.
hey bill!
yeah bob?
i was giving nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn’t ya know it? a huge godd-mned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.
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