Reversejoshology
using any means necessary to get what you want then claiming that everything up to that point was planned. this may include things even happening outside of ones control. it will all come back around to being “planned”
me “can i have $5?”
you “uhh, no.”
me -continues to nag for hours with several attempts to steal the five dollars thus leading into a huge fight among us two then coming to have a heart-to-heart in which afterwards you find five dollars and let me have it-
you “here you go.”
me. ha! reversejoshology!
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