Revis Island
a place where nfl wide receivers frequently get lost. ruled by jets cornerback darrelle revis, once you enter revis island, you’re not coming back.
list of receivers gone missing on revis island to date:
randy moss
ocho cinco
steve smith
andre johnson
sam huxley
terrell owens
randy moss got nuthin on revis island
2/3 of the earth is covered by water
revis covers the rest
1. the place where the nfl’s best receivers turn into kids from highschool gym cl-ss
2. the borough of new york city formerly known as manhattan, as decreed by mayor bloomberg
1. revis island is home to many of nyc’s most famous landmarks
2. 75% of the world is covered by water. the other 25% is covered by darrelle revis
an intensified version of c-ck-blocking wherein a friend of the intended s-xual receiver intercepts all advances and completely disrupts the game plan.
yeah bro, i was totally going in for the touchdown; 3rd and goal. threw the arm out wide and reached around for the bra- boom her friend comes over for the pick six. took my girl to the bathroom to have a girl-chat. time ran out and i went home with no overtime- revis island, man.”
body of land that got blown the f-ck up by peyton manning and reggie wayne
f-ckkk…we gotta stop talkin so much trash and start getting rings cause revis island just got raped
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