Rey

a very very cool guy, with a p-n-s the size of nebraska (the springsteen alb-m… since it’s an lp, it has a diameter of 12″). he’s hot, he’s cool… he’s just so “very”.

also known as a “reybee”.
i wish i were rey
awesome person. king. smarter than you’ll ever be. when people see him they bow down and cry. better than chuck norris.
zomg! its rey! -bow-weep-
an awesome guy. hes always there for u and looks like lil wayne jk.u can never be mad at him and hes easy to fall for, but he’ll be there to catch u..u’ll love him like i do;)
rey is awesome
a pimp motherf-cker. a person who has the approval of jesus, obama, chuck norris, etc. specifically a handsome filipino who attracts all the ladies.
he’s so hot. that guy is a total rey!

you nailed that presentation! you’re so rey right now.

wow! i’ve never had multiple -rg-sms before. you’re a rey.
a derisive term, used to express ones enjoyment in witnessing or hearing about the misfortune of others.

rey was born in horndean school in the early 90’s.

can be pr-nounced in several ways.

1) after a small incident, like your friend telling you that his girlfriend is cheating on him, ‘rey’ is pr-nounced much like ‘ray’ or ‘ree’
2) if a major catastrophe has befallen him, like he has dropped his pint in his lap, one should use ‘reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah’, pr-nounced in the manner of a c-ckney liam gallagher.
“did you hear that macca got a black eye from a kid that looked like harry potter?

“rey!”

pedi-pod (foot) sniffer. spends too much money. loves name brands (puma). braggart. talkative. germaphobe. pet lover. mama’s boy. loves to fight. adores blue skies. loves spending time on the computer or television.
rey the king
an rsl club. specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a m-ss congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.
come down to the r-ey for a poke old mate

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