re•yard•ed – meaning: of being so mentally incapacitated that you are only comparable to a yard (or lawn) because vegetable wasn’t accurate enough.
i visited my friend who was taking care of a reyarded girl yesterday. she just sat on the couch sprawled out and motionless for the duration i was there for.

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