rezitis


a medical condition which causes the sufferer to make a large number of typos. it is sometimes attributed to a broken keyboard, but we all know better.

a variant of bazitis, more commonly found in the german populace. typos tend towards missing ‘f’s and ‘n’s.
regis had developed rezitis, as evidenced by his continual typing of “uckig oobs”

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