Rhetorical Rant
1. a rant you go on, mainly directed towards yourself, in the presence of others. not expecting or desiring a reaction from said present company.
2. ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
person 1: you know, that commercial was so stupid…..
—–5 min. later—–
…..it’s f-ckin ridiculous!
person 2: dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
person 1: f-ck you, it was a rhetorical rant!
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