rhino headbutt


when a kid in the 5th grade wearing a ridiculously stupid bike helmet bends down, points the top of his head at a random person, shuffles towards them with his arms out like he’s about to fight them, and shouts the fact that he possesses something to the extent of “rhino headb-tt.” this has occurred once, at a block party on the east coast, and hopefully will never repeat itself.
nova: “johnny, what are you doing with that bike helmet?”
johnny: “i have rhino headb-tt!!”

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