rhino mount

well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!
this one time at xctc my buddy and i ate some of the sergeant majors starburst. then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest

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