Rhino

an older man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. the rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not both h-rny and ugly. the rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 b-ttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair) tucked into khaki shorts and sporting boat shoes. also look for horrendous dance moves, a white man’s overbite, male pattern baldness and a penchant for picking up the bar tab.
“hey, that guy’s totally checking you out … you should go for him!”
“ugh, are you kidding me? he’s a total rhino.”
to kick someone with your knee up their b-tt without them knowing you’re going to do it.
“that rhino she gave me hurt like h-ll!”
acronym for: really here in name only.

persistent non-attender.
used to describe a person who is on the books of an establishment or organization, but rarely shows up, such as long-term-sick employees or school truants.
“so did he show up for the history lecture?”

“course he didn’t, the kid’s a f-cking rhino.”
verb.

to rhino is to make quick progress through rough terrain, such as a hill or tundra.
example 1: “how do we get across this arduous ground?”

“rhino through it, of course!”

example 2: “i rhinoed across the pitch and scored like a beast from another world”
to fasten an erect d-ld- on the top of your head, bend over, then charge and ram into your victim’s b-tthole.
bob: … johnny? why do you have a d-ld- on your head?
johnny: oh, you’ll see. do you like rhinos?
equivalent to “the elephant” except the p-n-s is erect.

pull out pockets of jeans, stick p-n-s out of fly.
relax man, the elephant’s fine. if he was doing the rhino, that’s f-cked up.
a very hot guy. originated in the year of 2010 in the bristol area, commonly used to describe a hot guy by the female species as a code between friends.
“oh my….. look at that rhino”
“mate……rhino”
“rhi to the no”