Rhode Island Ripper
the ultimate version of the shocker. this s-xual act involves using both fists in both the v-g-n-l and -n-l opening, pushing both fists upwards opening the cavities. creates the most intense -rg-sm (and intense pain for beginners) for females. end results often ends in pain and discomfort but with practice allows women to fully accept “super c-cks”- p-n-ses belonging to endowed males starting as wide as a c-ke can.
nurse: “i can’t stop the bleeding doc.”
doc: “what happened here? wait.. this looks like the rhode island ripper.”
nurse “ugh i should have known, i received that once. was the most intense -rg-sm ever but awful after effects. i can only fit a c-ke can now minimum in there to feel anything”
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