Rhode Island Sunday


better known as sat-rday to the rest of the world, on rhode island sunday all the drunks and old people come out of the woodwork to make sure those with lives can’t get anywhere without at least a 45-minute commute. the methodology is comprised of several art forms, including the rhode island roadblock, the rhode island rubberneck, and the flashing-lights brake-dance.

the scariest part of rhode island sunday is that when compounded with an actual sunday, the rhode island sunday drivers and the -real- sunday drivers are all on the road together, thus creating the greatest cl-sterf-ck this side of los angeles.
“we’re going to see tom petty at the comcast center, but the concert’s on a rhode island sunday so we have to leave an extra hour early.”

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