rhodesian jackhammer
a wild and ridiculous s-x act that requires lots of preparation on the man’s end. pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his p-n-s with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. it is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of dwayne “the rock” johnson. the female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. when the time to perform this move, the man gains the female’s consent to have regular s-x but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. the man then has rough s-x in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from -rg-sm. then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl’s head into the hard ground and -ssumes position directly over her with his p-n-s pointing down. he then activates the mechanical p-n-s piston system and absolutely f-cks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she -rg-sms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.
3 people were sent to the hospital after a club handed out free p-n-s rigs. those godd-mn rhodesian jackhammers!
Read Also:
- ramatou
a awesome person who you can trust at all times . she’s obnoxious and energetic but that’s what makes her unique. everybody wants a piece of ramatou cake . when you meet a girl named ramatou get in touch or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life joe: hey do you know ramatou? […]
- venril
another way of saying “f-ggot”, but in a more appropriate way. “oh my god go away you’re such a venril!”
- communication malpractice
communication malpractice describes either intentional or incompetent blather from persons attempting to confuse others, duck a question, or mislead everyone; it is deliberately not communicating but pretending to. communication malpractice is often used in multiple ways; 1. to mask insults by morally bankrupt intellectually dishonest people. 2. to hide ignorance on the topic being discussed, […]
- horny dwarf
some one that is short and h-rny. (see the definition h-rny for more details) stop touching me you h-rny dwarf.
- colombian dick tie
a colombian d-ck tie is where you choke a girl with your d-ck after having intense oral s-x. this can only be done either if the choker’s d-ck is long enough to wrap around the chokee’s neck, or the chokee’s neck is small enough to have an entire d-ck wrapped around it. “yo, man, how […]