Rhys Claydon
you would find yourself doing a rhys claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your p-n-s swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. if you get a b-n-r during this process, this is known as a rhys anthony claydon!!
gareth norman: “d-mn, you never guess what, i only went and did a rhys anthony claydon”
judith: “nahhhhhhhh you got a b-n-r???? i only ever had a rhys claydon.”
gareth norman: “maybe i should look up gareth norman on urban dictionary!!”
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