Sheeted
to be taken home by a female who implies that s-xual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue b-lls. after hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to “get a drink” ie let you get the f-ck out. you take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess…
cam: “dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow.”
mike: “dude. you sheeted her.”
cam: “awwww yeah”
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