Rhythmic Gymnastics
commonly mistaken for artistic gymnatics. rhythmic gymnastics incorporates the use of hand-held apparatus with music. these apparatus include rope, hoop, ball, clubs and ribbon. rhythmic gymnasts are extremly flexible and most incoporate ballet lessons into their training. this sport is not for the faint hearted.
-please note – rhythmic gymnasts cannot do flips and will hurt you if you ask!
dumb -ss guy:
‘what sport do you do?’
gymnast:
‘rhythmic gymnastics.’
dumb -ss guy:
‘oh cool! so you can do flips?’
gymnast:
‘no dumb -ss! that’s artistic gymnastics!’
-stabs dumb -ss guy then walks away-
one of the most hardest, beautiful, underrated sports in the olympics.
mostly popular in eastern europe and israel
even the american olympic athletes never win any metals in this sport. it’s that hard!
it’s always the russians who wins gold. sometimes ukraine
some called it a communist sport because it’s very popular in russia
others called it a n-z- sport because hitler made aryan women practice rhythmic gymnastics to prepare for motherhood
requires supreme skills, coordination, strength, creativity, and extreme flexibility
the key in this sport is to make it look easy and effortless with all the contortion and catching the props. they must defy the law of physics.
dumb people think it’s an easy clown sport until they try it themselves and severely hurt themselves
dumb person watching rhythmic gymnastics in olympics: pppppppfff b-tch please, this is a sport??? i can do that with a ball
-ends up in a hospital with a snapped spine-
person 1: woah what the f-ck! that girl can touch her -ss with her head!!!! is she a demon??
person 2: no she’s rad! she’s a rhythmic gymnast.
an activity (not a sport) dominated mostly by unattractive, pencil-thin eastern european girls with big foreheads. consists mostly of juggling b-lls and clubs, rolling around on the floor, prancing around with a ribbon stick and tossing a rope back and forth to other unattractive, pencil-thin eastern european girls.
it’s the perfect activity (not a sport) for high school color guard dorks and/or circus performers who would like to get into the olympics.
jacques rogge is an effing douchebag who’d rather look at ugly girls playing with ribbons (rhythmic gymnastics)than ugly girls playing with b-lls. at least the ones who play with b-lls (softball players) have b–bs.
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