Riaan
an amazing guy, with a big heart and a huge smile. he has travelled the world and seen amazing places, soaking it all in and never taking it for granted. treats old and young alike and repects those who respect him. knows how to laugh and how to take a joke. cries with laughter a jokes about ‘lucky black’ cats. doesn’t forget a friend even when it’s years since they have met. truly someone to be held on too. x
that guy in the jewellery store is a total riaan
an amazing guy, with a big heart and a huge smile. he has travelled the world and seen amazing places, soaking it all in and never taking it for granted. treats old and young alike and repects those who respect him. knows how to laugh and how to take a jokes. cries with laughter a jokes about ‘lucky black’ cats. doesn’t forget a friend even when it’s years since they have met. truly someone to be held on too. x
that guy in the jewellery store is a total riaan
a heartless b-st-rd, a jerk who has no life whatsoever. a person who fathers children in every country throughout the world. one who was not breastfed as a child. one who lacks a brain. someone who claims to have a low sperm count. someone who doesn’t know the difference between a lesbian and a straight woman, but refers to all women he gets with as lesbians. someone who believes he wins the lottery everyday and in any country that sends him an email telling him so.
bob: “that guy was such an -sshole, he was a total riaan.”
tina: “i totally agree”
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