rice lord


a bald, fat, caucasian male who refuses to wear anything except an apr-n and boots. he carries a large stick with him at all times. h–rds rice with the help of his sidekicks, lefty, bootsy, and tim. rumour has it that he has a giant storehouse somewhere in north dakota full of rice that he has h–rded.

or

any actual person who displays such characteristics. steals your rice.
-rice lord steals dude’s rice-
dude: dude! the rice lord took my rice!

guy 1: can i have your rice?
guy 2: stop being a rice lord.

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