rice racer, PLEASE


what you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. aka a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of sh-t can barely handle. you may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. don’t get mad, just laugh it off.
hey brandon, look at that honda civic on our -sses!

hah! rice racer, please!

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